“Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.”
“God is on everyone’s side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.”
“The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.”
“The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.”
“Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.”