I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me… They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents”
I replied: 20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
Hat tip to Joe K