An illegal Muslim immigrant kid asks his mother, “Mama, what’s Democracy and what is Racism?”
“Well, son, Democracy is when the tax payers work every day so that we can get all our benefits, you know like free housing, free healthcare, free telephone, grocery vouchers, more welfare payments than those greedy pensioners, and so on. That is Democracy”.
“But mama, don’t the tax payers get pissed off about that?”
“Sure they do, but that’s called Racism!”
Hat tip to Joe K.