BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
A woman’s bathroom has about 337 items. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
EATING OUT
When the men get their bill, each man will throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators…
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.