Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
Credit Card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,
he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum
and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up
with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an
odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up
our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out
with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ,
and the next he’s with Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that
before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty
oath. It’s just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Sincerely,
Lost
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Dear Lost,
Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the
White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything
for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are
stuck with the idiot for 4 more years.
Sincerely,
Abby
Hat tip to Joe K