Ohio State .vs. Michigan

A recent graduate of The Ohio State University moved to Dearborn, Michigan to take a new job.  After becoming a citizen of Michigan, she felt almost as if she had betrayed her Ohio background and ancestry. She had an apartment

Another Engineering Joke

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The

Difference Between Engineers

This is for the engineers that work in the defense industry:  Question: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Answer: Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.