Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves. Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Category: Humor
Obama and Groundhog Day
Is it just more of the same…?
Great Ideas for Economic Recovery?
Obama and his sage tax evader… the real solution is less government and more freedom.
Four-Letter Words in Surgery
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. ‘I’m O. K.. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered. ‘What did he say,’ asked
What’s Better than Beer?
You know that famous Dos Equis beer commercial…?
Courtroom Humor
‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’ ‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to
School is Open
Schools are now open and the Government is involved like never before…
Top 20 Oxymorons
From StrangeCosmos… a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms: 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Small Crowd 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11.
Quotes about Food
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. Avoid