Four-Letter Words in Surgery

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. ‘I’m O. K.. But I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,’ he answered. ‘What did he say,’ asked

Courtroom Humor

‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce Court Judge said, ‘And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’ ‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to

Top 20 Oxymorons

From StrangeCosmos… a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms: 20. Government Organization 19. Alone Together 18. Personal Computer 17. Silent Scream 16. Living Dead 15. Small Crowd 14. Taped Live 13. Plastic Glasses 12. Tight Slacks 11.

Quotes about Food

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. Avoid