Marine on a Flight

Here is a funny one from Ronn… Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in

Winter Weather

With winter soon to be upon us, the roads can get a little treacherous…  I would bet that 98% of Americans say “Oh Shit” before going in the ditch on a slippery road. The other 2% are from Ohio, and

Kentucky Quotations

1. “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” 2. “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.” 3. “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.” 4. “Don’t pee down