More funny one from StrangeCosmos:
1) “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford
2) “Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.” – John Vanbrugh
3) “The chief excitement in a woman’s life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.” – Helen Rowland
4) “Women’s intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.” – Rupert Hughes
5) “Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
6) “Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in.” – Katharine Whitehorn
7) “Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.” – Elizabeth Taylor