Courtesy of StrangeCosmos
Exclamations: “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”
Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.”
Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.”
The Weather: “It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.”
Difficult Task: “It’s like trying to herd cats.”
Insults: “He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”