Some great quotes about food from StrangeCosmos:
Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish. – Timothy Jones
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. – Gloria Steinem
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. – Woody Allen
There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. – Louis Diat
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. – Garrison Keillor
A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing. – Samuel Johnson