From StrangeCosmos…
“Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.”
“Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.”
“Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.”
“Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.”
“There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.”
“The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.”
“When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.”
“Without ammunition, the Air Force would be just another expensive flying club.”