More goodies from StrangeCosmos:
“Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to do otherwise.” – Peter’s Almanac
“God is on every one’s side… and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies.” – Jean Anouilh
“The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.” – Humphrey Bogart
“The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.” – Paul Louis Courier
“Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends.” – Larry Wilde