Good humor courtesy of StrangeCosmos:
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ~ Henny Youngman
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.” ~ Stephen Wright
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ~ Dave Barry