If Men Had Their Way

1. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.”
2. Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
3. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
4. “Sorry I’m late, but I got really wasted last night” would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
5. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
6. Instead of beer belly, you’d get “beer biceps.”
7. Valentine’s Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
8. Women would have to obtain a license before wearing spandex or short shorts (sorta like conceal carry laws).
9. There would be a device that automatically raised and lowered toilet seats.

Thanks to StrangeCosmos