1) “When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.”
2) “Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.”
3) “The dirt is also on the other side.”
4) “When all else fails, why not read the instructions?”
5) “We should refrain from making harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, no-good s.o.b.s.”