“His knowledge on that topic is only PowerPoint deep…”
“At this company, if the world were supposed to end tomorrow, it would still happen behind schedule.”
“We are condemned men who are chained and will row in place until we rot.”
“Right now we’re pretty much the ham in a bad ham sandwich.”
“If we wait until the last minute to do it, it’ll only take a minute.”
Hat tip to StrngeCosmos