Most are from StrangeCosmos:
- I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. [Dolly Parton]
- You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. [Erica Jong]
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. [Rita Rudner]
- I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. [Wendy Liebman]
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]
- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]
- You better be sweet to me, otherwise I won’t talk to you. [Michele Sokol]