More interesting quotes from StrangeCosmos
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. – Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. – Rodney Dangerfield
Money can’t buy you happiness… but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. – Spike Milligan
I am opposed to millionaires… but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. – Joe Namath