Q : Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie?
A : It’s called, “Debbie Does Dishes.”
Q : Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A : They never let anyone finish a sentence.
Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ( Sigh ) “Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.”