My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain
Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth. – Peter Ustinov
For a woman, a son offers the best chance to know the mysterious male existence. – Carole Klein
Children aren’t happy with nothing to ignore, And that’s what parents were created for. – Ogden Nash
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. – Rita Rudner