What happens when you get older:
- It’s harder to tell navy from black.
- Everything old is new again, but if you wore it before, you’re too old to wear it the second time around.
- Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them! …but your grandchildren are perfect.
- Going out is good. Coming home is better.
- When people say you look “Great”…they add “for your age.”
- You forget names…but it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you.
- The things you cared to do, you don’t care to do, but you care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
- You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.
- You use more 4 letter words…”what?”…”when?”
- Many of the people in People Magazine you’ve never heard of.