A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’
Women are from… Where?
Another example of how women and men think differently…
Flyers Win Home Opener
Missy and I went with our friends to the UD game yesterday afternoon versus Mt. Saint Marys… The Flyers won fairly easily, but they didn’t look very sharp. Their shooting was pretty lackluster, but the two new point guards (Parker
Guess the Location
This is an interesting site that shows some aerial photos, and you have to guess the location. http://www.guessthespot.com/index.php?cat_id=3
Gems Hockey vs Arizona
We attended the Dayton Gems hockey game Friday night at that palace of an arena (insert sarcastic grunt here) known as Hara… The Gems beat the visiting Arizona Sun Dogs, 4-3 on a shoot out. The Gems have a
Boeing/Northrop Conference
I just returned from a Boeing/Northrop 3D design conference in Phoenix, where we had a booth promoting my other company, DISCUS. There were four “models” walking by, so I stopped them and asked them to pose for a picture with
Three Elderly Gentlemen
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’
Expressions from the South
Courtesy of StrangeCosmos Exclamations: “Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.” Threats: “I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle.” Good Things/Compliments: “Cute as a sack full of puppies.” The Weather: “It’s so dry, the trees
A Play on Words
1. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. A chicken crossing the road: