Trip to Corpus Christi

I just returned from a business trip to Corpus Christi, Texas.  For those of us in Ohio who think we know humidity, spend a few days in south Texas…  I stayed in a nice condo on Padre Island with a

Talking to the Bartender

A guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,