Speaking Parrot

A guy has a parrot that can sing and speak beautifully.
He takes it to the synagogue on Rosh Hashonah and makes a wager that the bird can conduct the High Holiday service better than the temple’s cantor.
When the big moment comes, though, the parrot is silent.
The guy is outraged. He takes the bird home and is about to kill it when the bird finally speaks: “Schmuck! Think of the odds we’ll get on Yom Kippur!”