This is a hilarious one sent to me by my buddy, Slick Imwalle: DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor
Month: June 2008
Texas Post Turtle
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and
What’s the Software License Agreement Say?
If you’re a user of desktop software, you’ve undoubtedly installed Microsoft software with a screen that popped up asking you to accept the End User License Agreement (EULA). The Daily Cup of Tech site has a nice human interpretation of all the
The Kyoto Trojan Polar Bear
This is a good one from Mark Clower
Automotive Industry Decline is Impacting Ohio
I was recently talking with my sons about the pending closure of the GM assembly plant in a south suburb of Dayton. With the closure of multiple Delphi plants and the 2010 shutdown of the GM SUV assembly plant, Dayton
Drilling for Oil
An interesting article in the Wall Street Journal about the coming oil investment boom. I agree with the author’s contention that the increased price of petroleum will motivate all sorts of new research and drilling…
Our Mainstream Media
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
I’m-A-Jihad-O’Bama
This needs no introduction…
Great Triple Overtime Hockey Game… Even if the Golfer Didn’t Watch
I stayed up until 1:00am to watch a tremendous game 5 of the Stanley Cup finals between Detroit and Pittsburgh. Even though Pittsburgh somehow eked out a victory, the Red Wings outplayed the Penguins by every measure (54 shots on
Conservatives More Honest than Liberals?
In a recent issue of the Cleveland Examiner, Peter Schweizer examines this annual evaluation of honesty. A few excerpts: Is it OK to cheat on your taxes? A total of 57 percent of those who described themselves as “very liberal”