Vacation on South Beach

We just returned from a mini-vacation at the Marriott on South Beach…  we hung out on the beach and spent the evenings at the very cosmopolitan Lincoln Park outdoor mall (English appears to be a minority language there).  As you can

Careful with the Tequila

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the

President Pitches Left

In case you missed it…  MSNBC had their news reporter carry a special feed of Obama throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals baseball game.  If you didn’t know it, he throws the ball left-handed… and his looping

Interesting Product Warnings

Some cutes one about warnings that appear on common products … from StrangeCosmos: On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (hmm???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not

Collecting Insurance

Two retail businessmen, Abe and Manny, were eating lunch together. Abe mentions to Manny, “I heard that you had a fire at your store and it burned down the building.” Manny replied, “Shhhhh, that’s not until next week.”

My Top Ten Movies

Recently, I colleague of mine asked me about my favorite movies of all time… Since I hadn’t really thought about it, I decided to put some time into organizing my list.  The list below represents my top 10 favorite movies.