Some good humor from StrangeCosmos
- The North has Bloomingdale’s; the South has Dollar General.
- The North has coffee houses; the South has Waffle Houses.
- The North has dating services; the South has family reunions.
- The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
- The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races .
- The North has Cream of Wheat; the South has grits.
- The North has green salads; the South has collard greens.
- The North has lobsters; the South has crawfish.
- The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.
And don’t forget, in the South ‘Y’all’ is singular, ‘All y’all’ is plural, and ‘All y’all’s’ is plural possessive