Differences Between Northern & Southern States

Some good humor from StrangeCosmos

  • The North has Bloomingdale’s; the South has Dollar General.
  • The North has coffee houses; the South has Waffle Houses.
  • The North has dating services; the South has family reunions.
  • The North has double last names; the South has double first names.
  • The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races .
  • The North has Cream of Wheat; the South has grits.
  • The North has green salads; the South has collard greens.
  • The North has lobsters; the South has crawfish.
  • The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.

And don’t forget, in the South ‘Y’all’ is singular, ‘All y’all’ is plural, and ‘All y’all’s’ is plural possessive

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