Are You Part Amish?

An Amish farmer notices a man drinking from his pond using his hand.

The Amish man shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.”

The man shouts back: “I’m from Chicago and just down here campaigning for O’bama, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The Amish man says: “Use two hands, you’ll get more.”

Hat tip to Mark Clower

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