Humorous answers given on a bible knowledge test:
- Noah’s wife was Joan of Ark.
- Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
- Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
- The seventh commandment is “thou shalt not admit adultery.”
- Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
- The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.
- The espistles were the wives of the apostles.
- Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.
- Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
- The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.