Polling America

A great article in the Wall Street Journal about “uber-poller” Scott Rasmussen… and interesting approach he takes: …a significant division among the American public that he has tracked for the past few years—a division between what he calls the Mainstream

Warning Labels on Can of Beer

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may

Little Fire Fighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl

The Ant and the Grasshopper

This is based on the famous story told to children.  However, this one is a little different… Two Different Versions… Two Different Morals. OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and