Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you,
Category: Humor
Important Tax Reminder
Don’t forget to pay your taxes… 11 million illegal aliens are depending on you! Muchas Gracias! Hat tip to Joe Knecht
Ted’s Hypocrisy
A new story from Oprah’s Book of the Month Club… Hat tip to Mark Clower
The Pastor’s Donkey
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop
Comments About Men & Women
More funny one from StrangeCosmos: 1) “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford 2) “Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of
What Have We Learned?
So what have we learned in 2 millennia? “The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be
Christmas Ornaments
a little Christmas humor courtesy of Sam Greenwood:
Winter Weather
…with snowfall on the mind:
Pope and Chief Rabbi
The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusally fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers. “What is that phone for?” he asks the pontiff. “It’s
Stud Farm
A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. “Is your dad home?” the farmer asked. “No, sir, he ain’t” the boy replied. “He