More goodies from StrangeCosmos… If you can’t get your work done in 24 hours a day, work 25 hours. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
Category: Humor
If Women Designed the World
Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in New York City. The client allowed the women of this Company a free hand in all design
Excuse for Speeding
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he thought as
Sensitivity
Three Rednecks were working high up on a cell phone tower – Fred, Greg, and Cooter. As they started their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Greg says,
Jesus was a Buckeye
If you follow the Ohio State Buckeyes, you know that the staunch fans like to spell out “Ohio” with their arms… There is a church on I-75 between Dayton and Cincinnati that has the famous “touchdown Jesus” on display. Evidently, some OSU
Microsoft Technical Support
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said, “I am ready” The manager said,
Things Sounding Dirty on Thanksgiving…
… but they really aren’t: “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool Whip time!” “If I don’t undo
The Turkey Quiz
This comes courtesy of Joe Knecht… It’s the Turkey Trivia Quiz. Click here to check it out. It’s actually kind of interesting…
Smoothie Anyone?
Another contribution from John Tavardian… I found this site in my various travels across the web. Being such a fan of hockey I thought you would enjoy this little video: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=pucks BlendTec makes blenders and to show how tough they
Amish Humor
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a