Excuse for Speeding

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing!” he thought as

Sensitivity

Three Rednecks were working high up on a cell phone tower – Fred, Greg, and Cooter. As they started their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Greg says,

Jesus was a Buckeye

If you follow the Ohio State Buckeyes, you know that the staunch fans like to spell out “Ohio” with their arms…   There is a church on I-75 between Dayton and Cincinnati that has the famous “touchdown Jesus” on display.  Evidently, some OSU

Microsoft Technical Support

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.” Mujibar said, “I am ready” The manager said,

Smoothie Anyone?

Another contribution from John Tavardian… I found this site in my various travels across the web. Being such a fan of hockey I thought you would enjoy this little video: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=pucks BlendTec makes blenders and to show how tough they

Amish Humor

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a

Mathematical Perspective

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint… it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to

The Catalog of Memories

Here is a good one from John Tavardian… Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife’s grandfather.  While my wife’s brother and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under