The Pastor’s Donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop

Comments About Men & Women

More funny one from StrangeCosmos: 1) “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford 2) “Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of

What Have We Learned?

So what have we learned in 2 millennia? “The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be

Pope and Chief Rabbi

The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusally fancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers. “What is that phone for?” he asks the pontiff. “It’s

Stud Farm

A farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. “Is your dad home?” the farmer asked. “No, sir, he ain’t” the boy replied. “He

The Laws of Work

More goodies from StrangeCosmos… If you can’t get your work done in 24 hours a day, work 25 hours. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

If Women Designed the World

Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in New York City. The client allowed the women of this Company a free hand in all design