Government Contracts

Here is another funny one from Mark Clower… Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington DC. One from Florida, another from Tennessee, and the third from New Jersey.  They go with a

Are They Male or Female?

More great humor from StrangeCosmos: Are They Male Or Female? ZIPLOC BAGS – male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SHOE – male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

Job Application

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.Upon completion of

Water .vs. Wine

This is a good one from Mark Kelly… It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.

Click – Great Remote Control

If you’ve seen the Adam Sandler movie, “Click”, you were probably enamored with the remote control that he used to tune out his mother-in-law… well, check out this even better remote control sent to me by Walt Wood:

High-Tech Man

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes, he starts dialing numbers… like a telephone…but on the back of his hand. He then flips his hand over, and starts talking into the palm of his