More interesting quotes from StrangeCosmos By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates I was married by a judge. I should have asked
A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, “Sir, what will you have”. The man thought a moment
Some humor from my budy Walt Wood… Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
This one was sent to me by Joe Knecht… the email attributes it to George Carlin, but it sounds too libertarian for Carlin. Nevertheless, it’s a profound outlook on being a “Bad” American. I believe the money I make belongs to
“What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?” –Marilyn Pittman “When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?” –Robin Williams “A woman
My father (the man that’s never watched a Super Bowl game) forwarded this one to me… Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat was in
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
This is the way Sabah understands computers…
The buzz word in today’s business world is “MARKETING”. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of “marketing.” Well, here it is: 1. You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to