1960’s .vs. 2000’s

Another interesting insight from Mark Clower… + Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1960 – Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack’s rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show

Classy Insults

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept

Deer Hunting and the French

This one comes courtesy of Mark Clower… Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, “What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are

Thanksgiving Humor

Innocuous Thanksgiving statements that appear to have sexual overtones (from StrangeCosmos): “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool

Chewing Gum

Fighter Pilot John “Jack” Bolt was the only two-war U.S. Marine Corps ace. During a commercial airline flight several years ago, he was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When the baby began crying

Dear Abby

This is a great one from Mark Clower… Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat.  He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.  What’s worse, everyone knows that he

Troops Ask John Kerry for Help

If you haven’t heard about the latest gaffe from John Kerry, you probably haven’t read the papers or watched television in the last day or so…  Scott Morris contributed this great photo that has the troops making a mockery of