Category: Humor

This is a photo of a first grade class (children conceived while Clinton was President) in Washington DC at a school near the White House… Notice the faces of the children.  (Mark Clower comes up with the good ones)

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain “His mother should have thrown him away and kept

This one comes courtesy of Mark Clower… Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, “What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are

Innocuous Thanksgiving statements that appear to have sexual overtones (from StrangeCosmos): “Whew, that’s one terrific spread!” “I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.” “Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.” “Talk about a huge breast!” “It’s Cool

Fighter Pilot John “Jack” Bolt was the only two-war U.S. Marine Corps ace. During a commercial airline flight several years ago, he was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When the baby began crying

This is a great one from Mark Clower… Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat.  He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.  What’s worse, everyone knows that he

Another humorous one from StrangeCosmos…  1. They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances. 2. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out. 3. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot. 4. You cannot board the