More Funny Puns

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’ 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting

Funny Quotes About Work

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Edgar Bergen Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you

Stress Management

A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water. Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ‘half empty or half full?’… She fooled

Cute Puns and Play on Words

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3.