Courtesy of StrangeCosmos:
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? – Edgar Bergen
- Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. – Leslie Nielsen
- The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job. – Slappy White
- I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’. – Robert Paul
- A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error. – Dennis Miller
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. – Jerome K Jerome