I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it paid back. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. What happens if you get scared half to
Category: Humor
Great Retorts
Winston Churchill responding to Lady Astor…
Tiger Woods Visits Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a gasoline station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of who the
Incompetence? Naw…
I think I’ll describe it in more delicate terms… the stealthy redistributing mohamed supporter is getting even worse. The toon below sums up very well the approach of the mainstream media:
Does William Clinton Really Support Obama?
A perspective on B. Clinton’s support for Obama…
Eligible for Welfare?
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English,