Unusual Comments About Life

  1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  2. Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it paid back.
  3. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  4. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  5. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  6. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  7. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.
  8. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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