The Parking Space

Moshe is driving in Jerusalem.  He’s late for a meeting, he’s looking for a parking place, and can’t find one. In desperation, he turns towards heaven and says: “Lord, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I’ll

If Men Had Their Way

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice. The funniest guy in the office would

Who’s a Better Software Programmer?

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better software programmer. “I am!” Jesus shouted. “No, I am!” the devil countered. “I am!” “I am!” “Me!” “No, me!” “EEEEEEENOUGH!” God bellowed, and the whole universe

No Love for Romney

I’m still not a Romney fan…  With his policies, a Romney win for President will put the Republicans into the wilderness for years to come….  perhaps the Repubs should just focus on taking control of Congress.