Proof of Death

There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead. Yesterday, they both registered as Democrats to vote in Chicago… Hat tip to Mr. Knecht

Missing Car Keys

This is a good one from my buddy, Joe K.   It’s about a “senior moment”… Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for

Quotes About Women

Courtesy of StrangeCosmos: “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford “Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.” – John

Italian Cruise Ships

Given the situation with the Costa Concordia, there is already humor about Italian cruise ships… hat tip to Slick: 1. How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? – On the rocks 2. What vegetables do you get