This sums it up rather nicely…
Category: Humor
If Noah Tried Building the Ark Today
In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another
Obama is Ready to be Shoveled
This sums it up nicely…
Good Quotes for Businessmen
“When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.” “Keep up with the Grabowskis . . . you’ll never make enough to keep up with the Jones.” “Nothing motivates a man
Male Sensitivity
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners
Top 10 Lies Told by Grad Students
The Top Ten Lies Told By Graduate Students 10. It doesn’t bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. 9. I’d be delighted to proofread your book/article/chapter. 8. My work has a
Politics and Salesmanship
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,” she
When Insults Had Class
“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
A Harley Biker
from Joe K… A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to