“When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world’s composed of aluminum and vinyl.”
“Keep up with the Grabowskis . . . you’ll never make enough to keep up with the Jones.”
“Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.”
“When all else fails, why not read the instructions?”
“We should refrain from making very harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, no-good s.o.b.s.”