Warning Labels on Can of Beer

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may

Little Fire Fighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl

Dogs Know

Have you ever heard that a dog ‘knows’ when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can ‘sense’ when a tornado is stirring up, even 20 miles away? Do you remember hearing that before

The Ant and the Grasshopper

This is based on the famous story told to children.  However, this one is a little different… Two Different Versions… Two Different Morals. OLD VERSION The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and