Great Quotes about Food

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a prostitute who looks at her watch. Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don’t require as much cooking.

Tennis Street Magic

This is a great video of tennis pro, Andy Murray, creating a little “street magic” with his tennis racquet. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYjFoCIfyAU[/youtube]

You are an Extreme Redneck

You know that you’re a Redneck when: 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas

A Fly in the Coffee

Here’s a good one, courtesy of my friend Eric F… What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully