You are an Extreme Redneck

You know that you’re a Redneck when: 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas

A Fly in the Coffee

Here’s a good one, courtesy of my friend Eric F… What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage. The German – carefully

Did You Know?

Did you know… That the words “race car” spelled backward still spells “race car”? That “eat” is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense, “ate”? And

Government Jobs

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says,