1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they
Category: Humor
Questions to Ponder
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 2. Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery?” 3. Why is “abbreviated” such a long word? 4. Why is it that doctors call what they
Careful with the Tequila
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the
President Pitches Left
In case you missed it… MSNBC had their news reporter carry a special feed of Obama throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals baseball game. If you didn’t know it, he throws the ball left-handed… and his looping
Interesting Product Warnings
Some cutes one about warnings that appear on common products … from StrangeCosmos: On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (hmm???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not
Collecting Insurance
Two retail businessmen, Abe and Manny, were eating lunch together. Abe mentions to Manny, “I heard that you had a fire at your store and it burned down the building.” Manny replied, “Shhhhh, that’s not until next week.”
The Crazy US Census
I just filled out the 2010 census form for my household… It’s interesting to note that they have 20 or so categories for “race”… On a side note: I’ll know that the country has finally made progress when the census no
The Coming Federal/Private War
This makes humor of the coming civil war between the coddled federal worker and the private sector employee.