A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the
Category: Humor
President Pitches Left
In case you missed it… MSNBC had their news reporter carry a special feed of Obama throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals baseball game. If you didn’t know it, he throws the ball left-handed… and his looping
Interesting Product Warnings
Some cutes one about warnings that appear on common products … from StrangeCosmos: On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (hmm???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine: “Do not
Collecting Insurance
Two retail businessmen, Abe and Manny, were eating lunch together. Abe mentions to Manny, “I heard that you had a fire at your store and it burned down the building.” Manny replied, “Shhhhh, that’s not until next week.”
The Crazy US Census
I just filled out the 2010 census form for my household… It’s interesting to note that they have 20 or so categories for “race”… On a side note: I’ll know that the country has finally made progress when the census no
The Coming Federal/Private War
This makes humor of the coming civil war between the coddled federal worker and the private sector employee.
Healthy Levels of Insanity
To Maintain a healthy Level of Insanity, try these steps: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The
More Optical Illusions
It looks like a nice view by the lake… can you step back and see the larger picture? How about a baby sucking its thumb?